Mediterranean Nachos

One night a month or two ago, my husband and I got some take out with one of our friends. We got it from this great El Salvadorean restaurant that’s close to our old apartment, and it’s good enough that every once in awhile we actually drive over there to pick up the food, since we’re now out of their delivery range. And for people who don’t like leaving their house, this says a lot about the quality of food. The main reason we go to this place is the amazing plate of nachos they make. It’s full of perfectly cooked beef, crema, tomatoes, lettuce, guac and salsa, on top of warm and crispy chips. It’s basically perfect. We started talking about other nachos we like and we were lamenting the lack of Mediterranean nachos in most establishments. Clearly, we had to rectify that.

A few weekends ago I got all of the ingredients ready and we started the process of making our nachos. For the sake of this recipe and my pride, I made my own pita chips. You are more than welcome to skip this step as I don’t think it’s 100% necessary. They were good, but I feel like store bought would’ve been just as good and possibly a bit of a time saver, since we were in the kitchen for quite awhile.

Mediterranean Nachos
8 small pita pockets, cut into quarters
1 medium-large cucumber, chopped
2 tomatoes, seeds removed, diced
1lb ground lamb
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon better than bouillon
1/2 cup water
1/2 cup tabouleh
1/2 cup feta
1/2 cup shredded cheese of choice
1/2 cup tzatziki
1 T olive oil
salt and pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350. Take the pita bread quarters, toss them with the olive oil and make sure they’re all coated. You can add salt and pepper to them, but don’t make the same mistake I did in forgetting that other components to this are salty as well. Bake the pita quarters for about 12 – 15 minutes until golden brown and crisp. Remove from the oven and store in air-tight container until ready to use.

Preheat a skillet over medium-high heat. Once ready, add the lamb and cook until nicely browned. Drain off the fat from the pan, add in the Better Than Bouillon, water, paprika and cinnamon. Let that cook together for a few minutes until all of the flavors are absorbed by the lamb and the lamb is still moist – you don’t want all of the water to evaporate. Take off the heat and set aside.

Take out a baking pan and layer your nachos however you’d like: we went with a structure of chips, meat, cheese, repeat. While originally I was going to just use crumbled feta, we decided we needed to have a cheese that would melt well, so we added in some chedder-jack but any cheese will work well. Bake that in the oven for 10 – 15 minutes, until the cheese is golden brown and everything is heated through.

While the nachos are baking, mix together the tabouleh, tomatoes and cucumbers. Once the nachos are out of the oven, plate them and use the tabouleh mixture as a salsa and sprinkle it over the top. Top this with a healthy dollop (or three) of tzatziki and you’re done.

I’m not gonna lie: these were amazing. All the flavors we were wanted were in there and the meat was seasoned perfectly. Our chips ended up being more chewy than crispy, but even with that they were still great.

Chimichangas: Tex-Mex? Mexican? Delicious!

For real: I cook a lot of food that is quasi-Mexican, but I feel as if I’m insulting a whole nation by calling my recipes “Mexican.” So.. I guess Tex-Mex? Although I don’t like the sound of that either. Why is life so hard?

I have today off from work today, and my immediate plans were: go through my books and figure out what I want to bring with me on the move to the new Casa Shenanigans and go to El Pelon for some delicious fish tacos. Sadly, El Pelon is still not yet open and we had to go to another local place that wasn’t as good. So I figured I’d post about some other delicious taco-esque food I made last week.

Okay, maybe it’s a bit ignorant to say that a chimichanga [really, spell check? chimpanzee?] is taco-esque. But… it kind of is. Meat, cheese, beans, chilies, tortillas…. yup. Sounds like a taco. The big difference here is that it’s all wrapped up in a little rectangular package and then cooked. It’s typically fried, but we all know I can’t fry something that large and dense without hurting myself, so I baked mine.

The possibilities of what you can put in chimichangas is basically endless. You can opt for a vegetarian version with zucchini, cheese and beans and that would be amazing. All you’d really need to do is swap out diced zucchini [or mushrooms or any other firm vegetable] for the ground beef I used in the recipe below. I think the spices and the cooking method would work well with quite a few different options. You can also add in any vegetables of your choice; I had meant to add in roasted corn but of course forgot to do so. It’s amazing I supervise a whole department at work, no?


Baked Chimichangas

1 lb lean ground beef
1/2 onion, diced
1 clove garlic, minced
1 cup crushed tomatoes
1/2 can of diced green chilies with sauce
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 tablespoon of chili powder, or more to taste
1 teaspoon cumin
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
salt and pepper to taste
3/4 or 1 cup fat free refried beans
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
6 – 8 large tortillas, 10-inch diameter

Preheat oven to 400F. In a large skillet, heat the oil over medium-high heat. Add in the diced onions and cook until translucent, then add the garlic and cook just until fragrant. The ground beef can then be added to the pan and browned. Once the meat is cooked through, add in the chilies, tomatoes, cumin, chili powder and cinnamon. Stir to combine, and let that cook over low heat for several minutes for the flavors to mingle. [Oh god, now I'm the type of person that says things that douchey Food Network chefs say. I'm sorry.]

Remove the pan from the heat. Take a tortilla and spread two tablespoons of refried beans down the center. Top with the meat mixture (roughly 1/3 cup) and then shredded cheese. Fold the tortilla envelope style and place in a baking pan seam side down. Very lightly coat with oil. Continue with the rest of the tortillas; depending on what else you add in here, this can serve up to 8. Cook for about 20 minutes in the oven, until the tortilla is golden brown and everything is heated through. Serve garnished with fresh salsa, sour cream, guacamole or any other toppings of your choice.

What can I say? These are so simple and so good. The cumin and cinnamon add a warm, earthy-spicy note to the meat, and the tomatoes and diced chilies give it just enough sauciness. These are perfect for a quick week night dinner, or would be great served at a party if using smaller tortillas.

Only communists don't like chili!

I’ve been making this chili for about ten years now. Over the years I’ve refined the recipe and the process to the point where I can pretty much make it in my sleep. I think I meant to blog about it one other time but forgot to take pictures before everyone at poker night got to it. Last night I made it for poker again, and will now share the wonders of this chili with you.

Well… maybe I don’t always make it the same way. Last night after everyone left, the husband said the chili was good and asked if it was for the blog. I thanked him and said yes it was, to which he replied he thought so, because I put whole chili peppers in there instead of diced and it seemed more bloggy. This was an adorable [and true] observation on his part, and it reminded me of what a good decision I made in keeping him around six years ago. Which was actually pretty easy: I just had to buy him a meatball sub and he was all mine!

And now that I’ve made everyone want to vomit with our cuteness, on to the food!

Chili of Doom

1 1/2 lb ground sirloin
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 onion, diced
2 cloves of garlic, minced
1 can (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes, with juice
1 can (14.5 oz) crushed tomatoes, with juice
8 oz beef broth
8 oz dark beer
12 oz tomato paste
1/2 cup brown sugar, loosely packed
3 tablespoons chili powder
1 tablespoon cocoa powder
2 teaspoons cayenne pepper
2 chili peppers, whole
salt and pepper to taste

Heat oil in a large stockpot. Add the onions and cook until translucent. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant; add in the ground sirloin and brown the meat. Add in all remaining ingredients except the tomato paste. Bring to a boil, then let simmer for about two hours over medium-low heat. Before serving, remove the chili peppers and stir in the tomato paste. Serve garnished with cheese and/or sour cream. Serves 6 – 8.

I have to say, this is pretty awesome chili. It’s not the hottest chili on the block, but it’s got a nice, smoky heat to it and has plenty of savory flavor. All the sweet ingredients add a nice depth of flavor, particularly the cocoa powder which is such a great pairing with any dish containing chilies. I tripled the recipe for yesterday’s poker game and there was nothing left at the end of the night. It’s definitely a crowd pleaser!

Stuffed shells are technically Italian food.

The best thing I read at work this week was an email exchange between two of my favorite co-workers, in regards to a work dinner we had tonight.

Co-worker 1: mmmmmmmmmm veal.
Co-worker 2: yes yes but which kind of veal?
Co-worker 1: the most tortured kind they got.

This is amusing to me on a couple of levels: a) co-worker 1, up until about two or three months ago, was a vegetarian for years and years and is now some sort of hardcore meat eater, and b) veal makes everyone react like that! Well, maybe not exactly like that, but veal is one of those meats that makes people either kinda squeamish or drool with the thought of the tender, tender meat melting in your mouth if it’s prepared properly. Me, I’m not so much with the veal love, but my husband is – which brings to me to my point [see, you knew I'd get to it eventually]: the stuffed shells I made recently were made completely with veal, instead of my usual go to of a mixture of pork, beef and veal.

In continuing with my bastardization of foods from a variety of countries, I bring to you “Stuffed Shells alla Michelle” [see, because I italicized it, you're supposed to assume that it's in another language]. I’ve been making stuffed shells for years because it’s always a crowd-pleaser and it’s a pretty easy dish. Since this time I made my own sauce to accompany it instead of slopping on some store bought stuff [don't hate], I decided the dish was now worthy of it’s own entry. Plus, wtf, it’s been two weeks? We’re slacking.

059Sauce:

28 oz can of crushed tomatoes
2 carrots, peeled and grated finely
1 onion, diced
1/4 cup olive oil
3 cloves garlic
1 teaspoon sugar (optional)
1 – 2 teaspoons cayenne pepper, to taste
1 teaspoon kosher salt

The sauce is the easy part, and for some reason, I feel like this is some of the best sauce I’ve made, yet it was so incredibly simple. First cook the diced onions in the olive oil, just until they start to caramelize. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant. Dump in the tomatoes, and mix to combine. Add in the carrots, to cut the acidity of the tomatoes; depending on how acidic the tomatoes are will determine if you add in the teaspoon of sugar.

Next add in the salt, and then lastly slowly add in the cayenne pepper to your tastes. Now, this is where the husband and I differ [I say that like it's our only difference - ha!]: I like some spice to my food, but he doesn’t. If I had only done a teaspoon of the cayenne, I feel like it would have added some depth of flavor and a bit of a bite. Two teaspoons was a noticeable flavor and one I felt was welcome, given the heaviness of the stuffed shells. Either way, add it slowly and see how you want it to be. You can also omit the cayenne and add in your fresh or dried herb of your choice – basil, thyme, rosemary, etc. It’s a good base that you can build on as you go along.

Stuffed Shells:

1/2 box of large pasta shells
3/4 – 1lb ground meat of choice (veal, in this case)
1/2 – 3/4 cup of ricotta
salt and pepper to taste

Cook the shells according to the package directions. Brown the meat, seasoned with salt and pepper. Drain and cool the shells. Mix the meat with the ricotta, until you have a rich and creamy mixture of the two; adjust seasonings. Stuff about 1.5 tablespoons of meat and ricotta mixture into each shell.

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To get the dish ready for baking, you need to cover the bottom of a 7×11 pan with sauce. Lay the shells in the pan open side up and line up evenly. Once all of the shells are in the pan, drizzle more sauce over the top, and finish off with a layer of mozzarella cheese. Cook in an oven pre-heated to 350 for about 35 – 40 minutes.

Thank me later.

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Jambalaya is fun to say and eat!

Man, what is it about certain foods? That no matter what you do with them, they’re just not pretty. Jambalaya is one of those foods; I’m not even sure why, really – you’d think with the chunks of tasty meat, the way the rice takes on the color of the cooking liquid and how it becomes all glossy and fat, it’d be something nice to look at. But it’s not. And why am I going on about this? Because I’m not going to force you to look at lots of pictures of unattractive food. You’ll get the necessary pictures and that’s it.

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In my quest to stop making so much damn Mexican food for poker, I looked online for a good slow cooker recipe. As previously mentioned, my kitchen is like the seventh circle of hell in the summer, so I really do prefer not to use the stove on poker night when there are 12 people in my apartment. I finally came across a few recipes for jambalaya, but none of them seemed exactly what I wanted. I also realized that jambalaya is pretty much just a bunch of tomatoes, meat, and spices – even I can’t mess that up. So I went with what I figured would work out best, and as it turns out, I WAS RIGHT. This was so good.

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You know what I don’t like about slow cookers? Is that they inevitably [or at least for me] create a ring of goo on the top, wherever the food you’re cooking doesn’t touch. Why does it do that? Is it just to mock me and my food blogging? Is it secretly laughing at me as I try to get a picture that doesn’t have its ring of shame prominently featured? Ugh. Screw you, slow cooker. If you weren’t so helpful, you’d be sitting somewhere with the husband’s griddle.

But I digress.

The recipe I came up with went something like this:

1.25 pounds chicken thighs, diced
1 pound chicken breast, whole [frozen!]
1 pound sausage [you can use andouille or any other hot sausage]
1 onion, diced
2 cans of diced tomatoes, 28 oz each
2 cups chicken broth
4 teaspoons Cajun seasoning
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon oregano
1 box of instant rice

Throw everything except the rice into the slow cooker. Mix. Cook on low for 8 hours. Come home, dig out the chicken breast and shred it, then toss it back into the slow cooker. Mix some more. Throw box of instant rice into mixture and continue cooking with the lid off. Once all the liquid is absorbed, the jambalaya is ready.

Now, some of you may be saying, “but Michelle! Why should the chicken breast be frozen? You make no sense!” And while part of that is true, I’ve realized that my biggest problem with the slow cooker is that [boneless] chicken breasts tend to taste … not so great when cooked for long periods of time. I thought I’d try throwing full, frozen breasts in there and see how that turned out. It actually worked really well, as the chicken was tender, but not mushy, and had a good taste to it still.

Overall, I was really happy with how the jambalaya turned out; it had some good heat to it and was really comforting and filling. Everyone seemed to really like it, and even though I had a billion gallons of food in the slow cooker, it was literally scraped dry by the end of the night.

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Sometimes we cook healthy things.

I’m a newlywed, and I’m not gonna lie, I know I’m one of the luckier ones.  Why, you ask?  Is it because my husband is so handsome, generous, and loving?  No!  (Well, yes, but this post isn’t about him, it’s about me.)  It’s because I have that thing that all newlywed women want: a mother-in-law that actually likes them, and vice versa.  Not only that, but she thinks I’m a good cook.  In fact, she even tells other people I’m a good cook!  It’s pretty awesome, hearing that from a woman who cooked for a family of four for over twenty years, a feat that makes me shudder to even consider.

At the last two family dinners, I’ve made a variation on this Provencal Vegetable Gratin recipe from the Food Network.  It’s a perfect side dish for just about any meal, as the flavors are bright and fresh and won’t detract from anything else you serve. Also? It looks pretty and like I spent way more time on it than I really did.

My version of the recipe goes something like this:

1 onion, thinly sliced
4 medium to large zucchini, cut into rounds of hopefully the same size
7 to 8 plum tomatoes, ditto on size
2 cloves of garlic, minced
3 teaspoons fresh thyme (you can, and I have, substituted dried thyme with equal success)
1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese
extra-virgin olive oil
salt & pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 375, and coat a 7 x 11 baking dish with cooking spray.

In a saute pan, add the garlic, onions, and salt. Let the onions cook for 5 – 6 minutes, until golden. Once the onions are cooked, spread them out in the bottom of your baking dish.

Toss your zucchini and tomatoes slices with some olive oil, salt, pepper and parmesan cheese. Arrange those in the baking dish in neat rows, on top of the onions, like so:

Toss that into the oven for about 30 minutes. Take it out at that point, and sprinkle the rest of your parmesan cheese on top of it. Bake another 10 – 15 minutes and your finished product will be this:

It really is a delicious and versatile dish. Don’t like thyme? Try basil or rosemary. Want to mix in the onions in with the tomatoes and zucchini? Go ahead! Well, maybe don’t – it won’t look as pretty. But any other changes are probably cool!