These aren't the blueberries you're looking for.

My father-in-law requested a blueberry recipe for the blog not too long ago, and I’ve been thinking about several possibilities, but I want to wait for some good in-season blueberries to make something really good. Which isn’t to say that the subject of this post isn’t really good, because it is, but it uses frozen blueberries which is pretty much cheating and fresh blueberries are always better.

I didn’t actually take too many pictures of this, because it hadn’t been intended for the blog. It was intended to use up the bananas that my husband YET AGAIN didn’t eat. [Note to husband: I am not buying you any more bananas.] But then I made it, and tasted it, and decided to blog about it. Such is the life of a food blogger, I suppose: never eating a hot meal again and never quite knowing what creations will be “blog worthy” as one of our friends says.

Blueberry Banana Cake

3 ripe bananas, mashed
1.5 cups frozen blueberries, defrosted
2 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon Kosher salt
1.5 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
3/4 teaspoon cinnamon
2 eggs
1 stick of butter, room temperature

Preheat oven to 350. In a large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar. Add in the eggs, vanilla and cinnamon. Slowly add in flour, baking powder and salt (the batter will be stiff). Fold in mashed bananas and blueberries until just combined. Pour batter into greased 9×13 baking pan. Cook for 35 – 40 minutes or until set in the center.

Now, mine came out a little light on the top, and I like my baked goods to look nice and golden brown. So I sprinkled about a tablespoon of sugar over the top and stuck it under the broiler for two minutes to caramelize the sugar and brown the top, and then it was perfect.

This makes about 24 pieces of cake, or bars, if you don’t feel like frosting them. These are really tasty; not very sweet, and the flavor of blueberry and banana really comes through. At first I was slightly disappointed in them, but on day two I had a second slice and fell in love with it: moist because of the banana, slightly tart because of the blueberries. It’s the type of snack cake that I don’t feel horrifically bad in eating and also the type that would be perfect with tea.

Any time is breakfast time!

Monsters, Inc. is a really good movie. The scene at the end where Sully gets to see Boo again? The look on his face always gets me. Also, our fat cat is also named after one of the characters, Mike Wazowski [yes, first and last name, and when we're mad at him we call him Michael].

Anyway, you know what I hate [besides people who talk in movies, poor customer service, poorly made iced coffee and bugs]? Recipes that don’t work out well. It’s like, you have such high hopes for them, you know? You look at the ingredients and think to yourself, “Self! This will be delicious!” And then you slave over the preparation of it and you so carefully put together all of the ingredients, and you finally taste it and ….meh. That happened to me the other night when my favoritest friend Becky came over to have dinner with the husband and I. Luckily, this week’s recipe is something different that I made this past weekend!

Pancakes are a favorite around here, so I make them fairly often. I’ve mostly perfected the cooking time and the flipping, so they’re a breeze to make. I’ve seen a lot of talk of ricotta cheese pancakes as of late and thought that might be something different to try. I found a lot of recipes that involve all this mixing and measuring, separating egg whites, etc., which seemed like an awfully lot of trouble for a Sunday morning. So instead I went with a nice Giada de Laurentiis recipe that is basically just doctoring a a pre-made mix.

Ricotta Pancakes, adapted from Giada de Laurentiis

1 cup pancake mix
3/4 cup water
1/2 cup whole milk ricotta cheese
1 teaspoon of pure vanilla extract
zest of one lemon

Preheat non-stick skillet over medium-low heat. Stir water into the pancake mix until just combined. Add in the ricotta, lemon zest and vanilla extract and mix until combined, but batter is still lumpy. Don’t overmix. Add enough batter to the pan to make a 3-inch round circle and cook until deep bubbles form all over the surface. Flip and cook an additional two minutes. Either store in oven heated to 175 F or serve immediately.

Now, since I’m kind of indifferent to pancakes, I wanted something extra for mine. So I hustled up a half pint of blueberries, a quarter cup of water, a teaspoon of sugar and the juice of the lemon I zested and tossed it all in a saucepan. I let it come to a boil and then reduce down to make a syrupy, blueberry treat for my pancakes.

These were really good; the pancakes were fluffier than usual, with a nice sweetness to them punctuated by the bright citrus taste coming from the lemon zest. This was likely more evident when topped with the blueberries instead of a gallon of maple syrup, because when the husband was asked what he thought of these, he had no idea they were any different than the regular pancakes I make. Which I chose to take as a compliment, because he clearly enjoyed them. We had them with center cut bacon and eggs scrambled with sharp cheddar cheese and baby broccoli. Mmm… breakfast.

I can't think of anything funny to say about blueberries.

031I’d like everyone to know how dedicated I am to this blog. HOW dedicated, you ask? Dedicated enough to turn my oven on to 400 degrees, when my kitchen is already 90 degrees, just to make muffins to show to you. That, my friends, is dedication. See? And this is before I turned the oven on!
 
But, I have to admit, it was kind of worth it. These muffins are pretty tasty; they are surprisingly light and have a good texture to them – not too cakey or dense. Plus I loaded them up with enough blueberries to choke a horse. Assuming horses eat blueberries? I mean, I suppose they do, or would, if someone gave them some. In which case, they’d choke on these muffins.
 
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I’ve been looking for something else to make with blueberries besides ghetto-cobbler [for real, last time I made cobbler, I didn't have flour, so I doctored some pancake mix and used that!] and realized that duh – muffins. Especially since I’ve had two over-priced muffins from the eateries in my office building as of late [I'm looking at you, Au Bon Pain]. So I searched the trusty allrecipes.com for a recipe that looked like what I wanted. Of course, me being me, I ended up with something entirely different.
 
blog_muffinsThe recipe I ended up making used sour cream, which intrigued me since I’ve liked using cream cheese and buttermilk in baked goods previously. So, off to the kitchen I went, with the recipe in hand. I did make a few alterations to the recipe, and still think there could be something else added for extra flavor – cardamom, maybe? – but regardless, they were worth the effort and gone very quickly.
 
Blueberry Cream Muffins
(my changes in bold)
2 eggs
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar

1/2 cup vegetable oil
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup sour cream
2 cups blueberries
Zest and juice of one lemon
 
Preheat oven to 400. Zest and juice the lemon. Add to the blueberries. Beat eggs, gradually add both types of sugar. Then add the vanilla and oil. Once that’s all mixed, add in the sour cream. Then add the dry ingredients. Last, gently fold in the blueberries.
 
Yes, I know that the instructions I wrote are much simpler than the ones in the original recipe. I’m okay with that; while I’m sure there are a number of reasons for all the complicated mixing, I like my way just fine. Plus, 90 degrees in my kitchen.
 
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Look at those! Bursting with blueberries. I probably did go a bit overboard, and next time would use 1.5 cups, but still. Blueberries baked into anything make me happy, and these muffins had plenty of that.