What is a scape, anyways?

So I came across the Boston Localvore site when I was looking for a farm share to join. They have a blog, too! They are a bit surly, but I love surly.

Yesterday, I read that they received a bunch of garlic scapes in their share and made pesto. Having never seen a garlic scape in person (and not really knowing what it was) I didn’t care too much and focused on the part where they made fun of Pete Wells for being a pansy and complaining about money (he’s an editor at the NYT).

On my way home today I passed a farmers’ market and, lo and behold, there were garlic scapes! And they were cheap. Take that, Pete Wells (even though I still like your writing).

A tangle of scapes

A tangle of scapes

They come all tangled like that. A garlic scape is the stem of a garlic plant before it flowers. Apparently they straighten up some and bloom, but we (people) usually eat them before that can happen.

Here’s a single, tangly scape.

I have to admit, I wasn’t too imaginative with these, as I was way too excited about the idea making a pesto from scratch. So I did what the localvore ladies did. It’s extremely easy.

1. Chop up scapes into bits an inch or so long.

2. Fight with the safety on your food processor.

3. Calm down and then process the bits into a chunky mixture.

4. Add grated Parmesan cheese and process some more.

5. Add olive oil and process after each addition until you like it.

6. Consume!

Optional: I stole this from the localvores as well. Fill an ice cube tray with the pesto and then freeze it. Garlic scapes are pretty much only available in late June or early July, so now I can have this pesto whenever I want, in neat individual-sized portions. Ta-da!

Bok choy makes cool noises

Seriously. I made the second dish from my first farm share today; this time using the bok choy and Zephyr squash. Bok choy sounds cool. When you snap it from the base or whatever you call it, it makes a cracking/ snapping noise. When you rinse it or pull the leaves apart, it squeaks. When you slice it, there is a neat crunch and slice sound (this sound evokes the word “crisp” in my brain). And when it’s cooking in the pan, it makes sizzling/ bubbling/ popping noises. Food isn’t just about what you can taste and smell and see. It’s also about how food feels and, when you are cooking, sometimes sounds.

So yeah, bok choy sounds neat.

Like with the Daikon radish, bok choy is a food I’d never prepared before, but it turned out pretty ok. It’s a type of cabbage, and I love me some cabbage.

Stir-fried bok choy with Zephyr squash

Just look at these bright leaves! I used a whole head of the Chinese cabbage, tearing the leaves from the base and then rinsing them.

As it turns out, vegetables fresh from the farm are dirty. In the case of things with lots of crevices, you should probably rinse the leaves after you tear them off. I missed a little soil here and there.
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When stir-frying bok choy, cook the stems a little longer than the rest, because they are a little tougher. I cut my cabbage into chunks and tossed the thicker ends in with a little vegetable oil (any neutral oil will do) over medium-high heat.

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Cook the stems for about 3 minutes until they become a little softer. Then add the leaves and about a half a cup of water. You can eyeball this. You want enough to simmer the cabbage, but not so much that it’s still soaking when you are done. Leave the cabbage simmering in the water for about 8-10 minutes, until the stems and leaves have wilted and the water has evaporated. I cut up some of the Zephyr squash and added it in this step. Feel free to add some other vegetable with a smallish cooking time.

Used a little too much water, which I then had to pour down the sink. The bok choy should be wilted and tender, but not brown or super-soggy.

Used a little too much water, which i then had to pour down the sink. The bok choy should be wilted and tender, but not brown or super-soggy.

After draining the water, I finished with some kosher salt, soy sauce, a squirt of lemon juice, and a drizzle of sesame oil.

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Unfortunately, this dish has no corroborating witnesses. I forgot that Justin doesn’t like sesame, so he wouldn’t try it. :-( But I’m declaring this one a success. If I get more bok choy in Thursday’s farm share, I’ll likely make this again.